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|Friday, February 11, 2005|
wee! movie: Dodgeball
Pretty dizzy. Didn't get much sleep from last night since I couldn't take my sleeping pill and then finally fell asleep around 5:20am and then woken up at like 8am and then couldn't really get back to sleep (sister was watching the telly) until 12pm where I had a half hour or so then got up... then I went and we got my brother and then got some food and turned on the T.V. where I proceeded to just watch and watch until pretty much now. It's pretty depressing sitting there watching so much frickin' T.V.
Saw Dodgeball yesterday and then today to look for those stupid eastereggs. If you're looking for them they're at these times:
Chapter 1: 12:24 at the tanning bed Chapter 10: 34:05 at the bar Chapter 13: 44:00 as he's leaving Kate's.
Watched the whole damned movie again with commentary to see it and I was kinda dissappointed. Anyway. I'm so obsessed with Justin Long now. He's not all scraggly though in the sites that I've seen of him. He's only cute all wriggly and pathetic looking. Yes. Cute. Much. OK, better go finish up with the hobos, wash a dish or two (I'm on a spree to wash the majority of the dishes in the cupboards cuz they're just nasty) and then take... no, FIRST take a Trazadone, then hobo, dishes, and bed. Oh wait. Shower. Bah. Whatever. Squish it all into a ball. There.
TOKYOOO SHOCK BOOOOYS!!!!!
*yes, yes, yes, yes*
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
I got this from someone's site... already forgot who... oops... and I didn't finish reading it, so yeah. Just thought I'd post it so I don't lose it. Enjoy. ---------------
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with your best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
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