so do you guys who subscribe get the message 50 times when i edit it? i just changed the size of the font a few times and tried to change the colors and i was wondering if it just keeps regenerating it to you... anyway. so i was suppOOOOSEd to go to work today. i have around 500 minutes to make up. i think 540 is the real number... that's... uh... around 9 hours? sheet. jesus. i'm such a lazy ass slacker. time to get moving. a girl wanted me to open the doors for her but she hasn't called. i guess i'll just go and do hw. that's the only time i can do it. can't do it during the week cuz i'll get in trouble. weekends? who's looking! psych had a test on thurs and it sucked. i thought we wouldn't have lecture after and we did and i was so f'n pissed the whole night. thursday is a test in anthro and in comp sci. sucky. i'm not doing too well... i'll see what my grades are after the midterms tho. yuck. good god that's a mexcellente face. weeeeeeeee! angry goodness. this one's cute. i love smileys. i should really download that thing to get a million smileys in emails. they're so much fun. oh well.
started filtering email. paid around $20 for 8 months of filtering. hopefully it'll help. go here to get a 30-day trial. they don't automatically charge you like other trials do so if you're getting crap mail, do this for 30 days and after it'll just end without forcing you to do more. good stuff.
"Big People Words"
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first
grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby
"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words!"
She then asked Bobby what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride
and said, "Winnie the Shit."
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